“It’s cold in the old Church tonight” jokes

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The Ironic Catholics as a series of It’s cold in the old Church tonight” jokes to which I add:

  • Multiple people chipped fingernails reaching into the frozen Holy Water font.
  • It is reported that in some parishes more people actually made it to the end of Mass as the church was warmer than braving the cold out in the parking lot.
  • Inculturation lead to statues being dressed in snow parkas to fit in including mittens for the Infant Jesus Of Prague statue.
  • Coffee and donuts were cancelled in the Parish Hall in favor of Hot Chocolate and donuts Flambé.
  • The sound of twigs snapping turns out to be people’s fronzen joints at they make the Sign of the Cross and kneel.

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Jeffrey Miller (517 Posts)


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