President Barack Obama and United States Secretary of State John Kerry made a new friend at school this week. The new friend is a boy named Vladimir and, the two reported, the new boy is from a place called “Russia.” “I like to learn about Geopolitical Theater at my new school,” remarked Secretary Kerry. “There […]
Democrat leaders in Washington are celebrating today as the U. S. labor participation rate hit a low not seen since the days of the Bee Gees and other disco giants. For the first time since 1978, the labor participation rate (the percentage of Americans who are at least looking for a job) has dropped to 63.2 percent. This […]
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Washington, DC: The Obama administration, bolstered by evidence the American people generally have no idea what is going on in their own country, expressed confidence that Congress would take the fall for President Obama’s indecision regarding a military strike on the Middle Eastern country of Syria. However, the president and his inner circle worked furiously […]
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(Cross-posted at Acts of the Apostasy) (AoftheAP) In what’s being called “one of the most unprecedented theological events ever”, Nancy Pelosi’s guardian angel has tendered his resignation, apparently in reaction to her statement “It is sacred ground”, with regards to late-term abortions. AoftheA News received a copy of his resignation letter, in which he cites […]
New York, NY: An unusually candid President Obama, appearing on Hardball with Chris Matthews, admitted that he can’t believe he is “getting away with this.” When prompted by an innocuous question posed by the sycophantic Matthews, Obama launched into a protracted monologue. Matthews: “Mr. President, what has been the most surprising thing about your time in office so far?” […]
Washington, DC: President Barack Obama has started using parlor-style card tricks to distract the media and the public from the multiple crisis situations rapidly emerging in the early months of his second term. During a press conference yesterday, Mr. Obama was in top “slight-of-hand” form. When pressed on the issue of the likely cover-up in the […]
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Ronkonkoma, NY: Following a recent Kaiser Family Foundation poll that revealed 42 percent of Americans did not know that Obamacare had become law, a new poll revealed today that 42 percent likewise do not know that Barack Obama is still President of the United States. “I’ll be danged,” said unemployed steel worker Carl Leinsdorf upon being […]
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Political satirists across the country went back to work today after a month-long “professional development” retreat in the Pacific island paradise of Tahiti, only to discover that current political news just isn’t that damn funny. The weeks-long immersion in a strict regimen of luxury spa treatments, pink sand beaches, over-water bungalows, flawless weather, and $500-a-bottle […]
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