Washington, DC: President Barack Obama has started using parlor-style card tricks to distract the media and the public from the multiple crisis situations rapidly emerging in the early months of his second term. During a press conference yesterday, Mr. Obama was in top “slight-of-hand” form. When pressed on the issue of the likely cover-up in the [...]
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Ronkonkoma, NY: Following a recent Kaiser Family Foundation poll that revealed 42 percent of Americans did not know that Obamacare had become law, a new poll revealed today that 42 percent likewise do not know that Barack Obama is still President of the United States. “I’ll be danged,” said unemployed steel worker Carl Leinsdorf upon being [...]
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Political satirists across the country went back to work today after a month-long “professional development” retreat in the Pacific island paradise of Tahiti, only to discover that current political news just isn’t that damn funny. The weeks-long immersion in a strict regimen of luxury spa treatments, pink sand beaches, over-water bungalows, flawless weather, and $500-a-bottle [...]
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No Comments »Last night I posted a link to this brilliant bit of satire about internet snark. Here’s a taste: Hey, 2005? Your meme is calling. Get into the weeds. Shorter generic liberal blogger: I’m angry and don’t understand syntax. Teh gay, it burns!… The stupid, it burns. There, fixed. Awesome sauce, the Villagers have held their grand [...]
Posted in Politics, Satire Tags: Christmas, End, identity politics, Meh, minor incident, progress, way No Comments »In a bizarre turn of events, just hours before the first presidential debate in Colorado, a federal judge has ruled that Obama does not have to even run for re-election, he can just remain in office for four additional years. The judge, an Obama appointee, based his ruling on judicial precedent set in recent cases [...]
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